Nothing says more 'Wake the fuck up' than dislocating your good knee, while turning to get a little more sleep.
It already jinxed my day -_-
And how can you dislocate your knee in bed, you ask? Well with knees like mine, you can.
That’s what you get from playing with your overly flexible knee caps, as a child. That and I was born with it.
Apparently the older you get, the more it hurts when you dislocate them and the more it hurts when bending your knee or walking the stairs, even if you didn’t dislocate them. I might be walking like a granny when i’ll be 40. Live it up, I say!